Be still my beating heart

*Walking home, minding my own business*

Random stranger: You look friendly, can I have a hug? I haven’t got the clap honest.

*I glare/frown directly at him and continue past him without stopping*

Random stranger: Don’t look at me like that, women love me, I’ve got a KIND HEART!

I wonder how many women actually respond positively to an approach like that.
I come across a lot of individuals on that same crazy wavelength. It’s honestly a wonder how the human race continues to breed.


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